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Jodie Marsh and Katie Price

England’s finest rose “Jodie Marsh” put down her fancy tea cup, patted the ends of her mouth with a crisp white napkin and commented on Katie Price’s life to the esteemed magazine Zoo (via Metro). And since Jodie is a refined lady who curtsies when she pees, she was as polite as polite can be when speaking about Harvey’s mother. It’s like Queen Elizabeth herself spoke these words:

“What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that’s all she does. She doesn’t jump. She doesn’t do fuck all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts. I started horse riding again recently and I haven’t ridden since I was 14. So I’ve got on it after 17 years, and it’s a beast. I cantered him, galloped him and got over proper jumps.”

Jodie is talking about actual horses, right? Of the SJP variety? Because I was pretty entertained thinking about Katie Price dressing up a dick in satin and parading it around the room while puckering up her lips. Although, she probably does that with Roxanne.

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