Jayde Nicole’s new face botox?

Jayde Nicole Pictures

Reminiscent of the 1980s clothing whore Playboy playmate Jayde Nicole with smiles. If you look closely at pictures on your face as if made some changes, such as. For example, Botox and the stretching around the eyes. Whatever it is it’s freaking me out, she’s beginning to look like a fifty year old woman trying to recapture her youth after her husband left her for a younger model. That being said, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers… Especially because crackers is a prostitute I know. Ha..!

Joe Francis attack for Jayde Nicole Video

The D.A. will not being filing charges against Joe Francis for his attack on Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole in an L.A. nightclub last August. I’m guessing that like me, the D.A. spends a lot of free time huffing glue and paint thinner. TMZ says

The D.A. [states] that  Jayde Nicole “appears to have acted without immediate provocation” [and] thought “the interests of justice do not support the filing of criminal charges against any of the three suspects.”

And how is Joe Francis is taking the news that he gets off scott-free? By suing Jayde for battery, assault, negligence, slander, libel, false light and a partridge in a pear tree, naturally!

According to the lawsuit, Francis claims he was innocently walking through a crowd of people at “Guys and Dolls” nightclub in Hollywood, when “Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole” suddenly struck him in the head, threw a drink on him and stated, “I’m going to kill you!”

Francis claims he saw Jayde reaching for a bottle, [and] “in fear and apprehension of being struck a third time and that Nicole was going to carry out her threat to kill him,” Joe grabbed Nicole’s hair in “self-defense.”

Joe claims Nicole fell to the ground because she “lost her balance on her high heels.”

I’ve never personally had a yeast infection, but if I did, I imagine the discharge would look and smell a lot like Joe Francis. That guy is a cuntwipe of the highest order. I’m surprised he doesn’t leave a sticky white trail and burning feminine itch wherever he goes.

Playmate Jayde Nicole Booty Profile pics

Jayde Nicole Pictures

I have to say that the denim short shorts have really caught on and I for one am really f**king happy about it. Here’s former Playboy Playmate and current Douche’s Girlfriend “Jayde Nicole” giving us a look at the proper way to wear a pair of cut offs. You’ll notice that they’re not so short as to reveal too much, but just short enough to give us a great view of her little booty!… Perfect baby. Keep up the good work.

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Jayde Nicole’s Playboy Tits Cleavage

Jayde Nicole Pictures

He’s regularly been well known to suffer a finer things in life, as well as final night ( Brody Jenner was speckled out to cooking during a swanky Nobu restaurant.

Joined by his partner “Jayde Nicole”, a “Hills” hunk looked to be carrying a smashing time whilst you do his most appropriate to omit a paparazzi.

Earlier in a day, Mr. Jenner was bustling given to his assorted commercial operation affairs, yet he still done time to refurbish his fans upon his activities.

Jenner tweeted, “Just took caring of a little vessel things as well as right away we am headed to a assembly during CBS… Then a assembly with a brand new uncover curtain during belmont.”

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